macintosh

Macintosh is a horrible operating system that freezes and sucks for gaming. Steve Jobs is a douche for making it.

Mac:Im a Macintosh
Pc: and Im a Pc
Mac: I can't play games and am only useful for a cespool.
Pc: I can play great Microsoft games with all my gaming awesomeness.
Mac: {freeze}
Pc: predictable

by James Niet September 17, 2007

Macintrash

The name of the computer made by the most hated computer company in the world.

"I hate my macintosh. Let's use it as a boat anchor!"

by Cory Emmett February 26, 2005

Macinio

When u're awesome with girls and in bed!

Marcus got laid 7days in a row with 7 different women, He's now a macinio.

by inDraig October 6, 2011

Macindouche

A Douchebag that loves to use Apple products.

There goes that Macindouche with his iPhone, iPad, MacBook & iMac. He doesn't like Windows or Android, and he's better than you.

by The Lonely Jew May 21, 2015

maciejewski

Last name, more common in Polish cultures!

Will, Gracelyn Maciejewski, report to the office?

by Cincuenta y uno October 21, 2019

Macial

A facial given to someone wearing a mask due to COVID-19.

Lauren is a good little cum slut and she will not let a face mask keep her from getting a massive macial.

by John30041 May 31, 2020

Macichon

When your in a conversation with your friend and there being stupid you call them a macichon

Donald Trump is the best

you macichon

by Minecraft_God November 17, 2021