Mayo Fakie

Mayo Fakie - Using an old mayonnaise packet on your partner in attempt to mimic an ejaculation.

Man, I had to use the old mayo fakie on Lucy last night. Totally wasn't having it last night.

by Mr.Butter4 July 19, 2016

mayo potato

A interesting character that has the best nickname in the world: MAYO POTATO. She has swag and style. Everyone wants to be Mayo Potato

"It's Mayo Potato!" Said Girl 1. " Ya she da coolest" Everyone said.

by KA LAYLA DA ONE AND ONLY March 7, 2017

ellen mayo

if you say it fast enough, it sounds like you're saying lmao. used instead of lmao.

oh my gosh i didn't mean to send that on here! ellen mayo

by elohelelemayo January 11, 2021

Pink Mayo

Pink Mayo is the mixture that leaks out after you ejaculate inside a girl that is actively having her period....

I came insider while she was having her menses but the shit jizz and the blood mixed...and pink mayo was born

by Pushpushindabush February 4, 2020

Mayo/Mayonnaise

Another way of referring to cum

When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise

Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!

by SydMak February 16, 2021

Mayo bagle

Glazing a ring of cum around someones asshole

gave my girl a mayo bagle last night.

by facebookok December 15, 2020

Gamer mayo

Its the built up deodorant from several days without a shower that *true* gamers just scrape off and put in the trash at the end of the day

I need to take a shower, otherwise I'll be dealing with gamer mayo in the morning

by Robotowl42 December 25, 2020