Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018

Emotional Lotion

The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.

Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."

by von groovy June 13, 2024

Grown folk lotion

When someone uses baby lotion and they not a baby tell them to use some grown folk lotion.

What lotion you use

Baby lotion

Girl you better get you some grown folk lotion

by Jalissabowers September 11, 2019

Lotionizing

The Urge to apply lotion.

I love lotionizing early in the morning

by Rainify January 16, 2024

Lotion

The thing people put on their hands to wank off with

I put lotion on my hands to wank off to my friend

by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024

lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.

He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.

by Sewpz February 27, 2020

street lotion

A thin film that covers paved surfaces in urban areas and makes them slightly darker and somewhat slippery. Found with greater frequency near dumpsters and in front of restaurants that serve greasy food.

Due to not having alleys and piling their garbage on sidewalks NYC has a greater prevalence of street lotion as compared to other US cities.

by Farsidekid00 May 6, 2016