when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.
what did you do last saturday night
it was not saturday night it was lotion night
oh...what movie did they see
it was not saturday night it was lotion night
oh...what movie did they see
by lotion night every night March 10, 2012
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