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toasty lizards

Toasty lizards is like the jam to every croissant. They are top of the line creatures no doubt. They make the likes of Motus, Storror, Farang, and other second hand groups look like a bunch of salamanders or other lower tier reptilian species. If you've ever seen a toasty lizard you probably understand their immense godlike power, and know that they should be feared.
fuck dude, did you hear about those toasty lizards?

Ya i heard they cured cancer... for the third time this week!
by toasty spirit March 8, 2021
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night lizard

(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.
We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.
by Ambeezy13 December 20, 2017
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Linktree Lizard

A Linktree Lizard is a person that posts provocative content on social media (e.g. thirst traps) to drive traffic to an account containing a linktree, beacons, or personal website link set that likely leads to an OnlyFans account.
Tyler: Have you seen all this ass shaking on TikTok lately?
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.
by High When I Wrote This May 23, 2022
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lizard bag

When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.

To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
Yo I fucked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.

That girls twat is a damn lizard bag
by zack15 September 22, 2010
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Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.
Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.
by shockin burt June 12, 2018
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slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".
by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015
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lick the lizard

Bob said, She wanted me to lick the lizard.
by johnnyonthespot22 August 3, 2010
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