cigarette

Something that can be awesome if you exercise some self control.

I'm a social smoker who sometimes smokes when I'm feeling down. I can go for months without a cigarette.

by Grave Yard Duck August 31, 2003

Cigarette Asshole

Cigarette Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, describing to the cashier what cigarettes they choose to spend their unemployment benefits on and kill themselves with. The description is often something like “Kool 100 slim unfiltered menthols in a hard pack” hence confusing the befuddled cashier, and pissing off everyone else waiting in line. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You might as well shoot yourself or leave and try a different store. See Mustang Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible asshole personality combinations.

'Why doesn't Cigarette Asshole just jump off a cliff? That way, they can speed up the whole death process and spare me the next 3 hours waiting in line."

by mad genius December 5, 2010

lauging cigarettes

a joint. Marijuana, or Weed rolled up in the form of a cigarette, but there's no smoke filter just a piece of paper in the shape of an S not to block the way of smoke, which makes it quite easy to pick out :)

"We were chilling on the beach wasted when Greg dropped in the idea of smoking another stick of them lauging cigarettes. - Noone really went against so we did so"

by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007

Lianette

Lianette is a loving outgoing kind girl , at first she may seem shy but Will go out her way to make everybody feel included she knows what she wants and knows what she can get and won’t settle for less she is very Beautiful and is always glowing from the inside and out and is a hard worker and works Smart not hard She’s always looking for ways to better herself , she is a fun girl who knows how to have a good time and can be goofy but she is a good girl who can get nervous when meeting people or when she doesn’t follow the rules , she always looks put together and smells so nice and her Feminine hygiene is so amazing she always shows gratitude towards everything and always wants to feel protected by someone and can fall in love easy and is not afraid to talk to guys she likes but will get sad if they don’t like her back I put the same energy that she puts into them but she will always get back up she’s The type of girl who doesn’t need a man but wants a man, if you know a lianette don’t ever take advantage of her protect her at all costs and always be grateful for her.

man lianette is so different from everyone else she is so kind and positive and beautiful inside and out

by Leilani0102 September 7, 2020

meat cigarette

euphemism for the male genitalia in reference to fellatio

Hey, did that chick smoke your meat cigarette?

by Meat Marlboro Man January 2, 2009

cigarette

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
sometimes its a cock.
Cigarettes, however, are always badass.

buzz, asthetics, spite, all good reasons to smoke cigarettes.

by Phish Head November 24, 2006

cigarette tree

A marijuana plant

Bill: Hey dude, I got some baby plants off that batch of seeds I ordered from Amsterdam-- think we could hide some crop in with your parents' tomatoes?

Wayne: DUUUUDE, No effin' way! My mom would crap a brick if she found a bunch of cigarette trees in her garden!

by For Whom the Bell Trolls April 23, 2009