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Libertarian

If untrustworthiness and patronizing behaviour (i.e. apparently kind or helpful but betraying a feeling of delusional superiority or ulterior motive to serve selfish interest(s); condescending) was a political philosophy and in some jurisdictions an actual party.

Untrustworthiness, would you trust an individual that learned to talk through a publicly funded school system to be competent enough to philosophize and day dream Libertarianism and convey it to others. Only to turn around, only after they've experienced their free education, to say it's meaningless explicitly or intrinsically through lying, en evidence trying to deny everyone that comes up after them, through the system, the privilege of that system. But going through the additional nefarious step of looking remorselessly in the face and say "i'm trying to help you." That's either psychotic and unchecked asocial or confidence artistry (i.e. con artistry at it's lowest common denominator). If you do, you're gullible.

At this point in our openness, the Furries should not be shy in starting a Political Movement. Because if the Libertarians can do it, the Furries generally have more character and compassion.
Job Applicant comes into a business to hand in her CV:

Manager: "I'll take your resume. Did you know the owner is involved in the Libertarian Movement"

Applicant: "I'll have my resume back, I only have so many of these and I don't to waste them."
by DodoEinstein June 27, 2021
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Libertarian

They piss off the left and right at the same time by shooting machine guns duct taped to their bong. Questions all sense of authority, would say something along the lines of this "You ever notice how there is a big glowing orb in the sky but you aren't allowed to look at it or else your eyes burn and you go blind, MOTHER FUCKING BIG GOVERNMENT."
"So why the fuck did that guy smoke a gram then drive his gas guzzler while flying a don't tread on me flag and a half trump half Hillary flag with and X through it and a pride flag and a BLM flag while saying something about Ben Franklin?"

"He's a libertarian."

"Makes complete sense."
by Matt123098 May 11, 2022
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Libertarian-Democrat

A believer in a political doctrine that emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy whilst being an advocate of democratic politics.
The libertarian-democrat advocated for universal healthcare via voluntary means. They believed healthcare shouldn't be regulated by the government. They also suggested that government should fundraise to underwrite healthcare plans for those who couldn't afford them in the interim as prices of healthcare plans dropped (thanks to competition) & the diversity of options (thanks to the paucity of support from the government of the medical-industrial complex and thanks to competition) increased.
by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 27, 2020
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Batesian Libertarianism

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while but being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do. See also: lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.
by мастер Бейтс July 1, 2021
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Libertarians

Believe in the smallest amount of government with the maximum amount of freedom. Support freemarkets. Believe in the non aggression principal. Anti-war, anti corporate subsidies and bailouts, anti big-government, anti government run schools, pro legalizing drugs, pro constitution, pro bill of rights, pro LGBTQ rights. The people that figured out the other parties use the government to steal from them and support corporate owners.
The founding fathers are the most well known classical liberal libertarians.
by TaxationIsTheft February 18, 2021
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libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey
Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.
by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020
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Libertarian

A modern day liberal/ communist/ socialist, etc. that claims to be anti-government/ anti-fascist/ anti-establishment. These people also tend to parrot and embrace all establishment/ media talking points and narratives that are demonstrably detrimental, in live time, to their own country.
Libertarian- “Chad attended the legalize-all-drugs and prostitution rally to preserve liberty in his country.”
by Lala1992 June 30, 2021
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