Rug Lettuce

When you get a rug burn on your vagina flaps

Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...

by Hot Avian September 22, 2018

lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.

Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!

by agoblin November 9, 2017

Lettuce Game

The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.

Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.

by Qwertyuiop69happymeal May 23, 2022

bootleg lettuce

1. bok choy; asian cabbage;

2. Any green, leafy vegetable of dubious origin.

Enzo don't want to be stuck eatin' nothin' but bootleg lettuce and baby food for a week.

by Seattle Jimmy August 3, 2010

colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy June 13, 2016

Lettuce Gang

A semi cult group in which you make lettuce puns and use lettuce emojis.

Originally created by Loxxz, Dare, and Cupcake. You must be fluent in Chokla to join.

The lettuce gang is at it again

by HalfASoul January 16, 2019

shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.

Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.

by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018