phil lester

an actual ray of sunshine

person 1: have you heard of phil lester?
person 2: yes! his smile outshines the sun

by chippyrat October 31, 2018

Contact Lenses

Things you stab inside your eye to either fix your eyesight or to see!

It kind of hurts when you put the contacts in, but at least I can see, with the contact lenses!

by jellybeanbitch October 21, 2021

Oh Great Messiah William Lester

The best trombone player in brevard county, also a sex god with multiple girl friends

Oh Great Messiah William Lester is here! What knowledge does he bring for us?

by 12203874!; December 14, 2021

lesser

someone who's beneath you. someone you choose not to associate with.

"he swears he's somebody, but he's a lesser."

by Better_Words July 13, 2017

foggy lenses

Foggy Lenses is a pot smoking game similar to a drinking game where you take bong (or similar) hits instead of drinking. The way the game works is that every time you die you have to watch your kill cam and take a hit. If you are killed by an explosive, thrown knife, or melee attack you take 2 hits, and you also take 2 more if you get your death streak. The game Foggy Lenses was created by a group of xbox live gamer friends, late one night, while playing Modern Warfare 2. The name "Foggy Lenses" comes from the fact that being high makes your vision foggy and the kill cam in game has a lens. The creators of this game do not all smoke so it has been played as a standard drinking game. The game has also been used with multiple other first person shooters with similar rules and results.

Alex: That foggy lenses game fucked me up last night.

Andrew: I know man, I woke up still high.

Greg: That game is great. Want to play again tonight?

Alex and Andrew: Sure. Lets pack a bowl and get started.

Scott: But all I have is a 24 pack of Pepsi.

by Tragen December 24, 2009

Lèse-majesté

An offense committed against a sovereign power (this would include both kings and elected governments), particularly one which affronts the dignity or sense of self-importance of this sovereign power. Lèse-majesté describes both intentional and unintentional offenses.

The term would begin to take on an ironic or even sarcastic meaning when the supposed offense is unreasonably manufactured in the mind of the sovereign, as seen in the example below.

"This wrong sort of Sunnis, known as the Muslim Brotherhood, commits the ultimate lèse-majesté of believing in the ballot box as a source of authority rather than royal lineage." Source: New York Times, opinion page, article titled "A Middle East Primer", dated 31 Jan 2014

by Cristina Y February 14, 2014

Lester crest

Thicc nibba from gta v.
The guy whom plans the heists in gta v

yo nibba lester crest out here being thicc af my nibba

by *le meme* jeff *le meme* May 2, 2017