Leather Jones

A Suave, confident, ex-fighter pilot who has grown disillusioned with the way of the world today and cant understand why the jacket just cant be a jacket...Not to be confused with an indiana jones type person, a leather jones is much more calculated, deliberate and never cavalier.

"Man I think that guys a real Leather Jones" "Wow what a way to pull off the Leather Jones" "you could really do with a bit of leather jones in your life"

by Leather Jones July 7, 2012

Leather Dick

When, after a party or rave involving excessive grinding of the groin upon a female's buttocks, the penis loses feeling (and occasionally purpose) for hours following the event.

"Dude, I was at the rave last night"
"Sounds awesome bro"
"Yeah, except I got a crazy case of Leather Dick, I can't feel shit down there"

by Richie McCringledick June 1, 2012

clear leather

The actual definition of this word refers to a pistol clearing (being drawn from) it's leather holster. Got started back in the days when police officers and federal agents still used leather duty holsters

Police Officer 1: Did you hear what happened yesterday? Chuck had to clear leather on a suspect!

Police Officer 2: No shit! What happened?

Police Officer 1: Shots fired, he killed the guy. Apparently he pulled a knife on Chuck

by cj.rodz February 8, 2012

Leatherface

Usually a rocker chick / Biker chick style woman over 30 who spent too much time in the sun, drinking Budweiser. Very similar to "Van Halen Face". Her skin looks all thick, and leathery, lizard like. Marlboro Reds are always near by, as well. This is a chronic condition, taking years of abuse to achieve.

Hey dude, check out the hot ass in those black jeans over ther-... wait, she has a Leatherface, never mind.

by Woknblues October 31, 2007

Leather

The word leather can be used to describe the state of a male's penis between flaccid and boner. Adam Carolla invented the word in high school, while working towards a degree in ceramics. The term "leather" was originally used to describe the point to which a piece of clay becomes too hard to mold or shape. Carolla first heard the word in a Ceramics 101 course in high school. Since then he has used the word to describe the state of his and Dr. Drew's penis. Both of which he has seen on many occasions.

Hey, your mother's so banging I got leather!!!

by Mainer MAN March 24, 2011

Leathel

To be greatly skilled among all others and out wit almost anyone with the slightest efford.

To be almost irresistible to most women, a very flirty carachter and fun to be with, making him very appealing.

A very cocky personallity almost unmatched by any other, this person is equality cocky as charming and irritating at the same time.

A flirty person that can have you wrap around his or her finger just by talking to you, very submissive and persuassive, almost addicting.

A person who is able to learn at a very fast pase and apply what they learn in a supervly manner.

That guy is so leathel, he thinks he owns the world.

by rich September 28, 2003

leather chair ottoman stick ride

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.

me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.

by Jack Growlithe April 23, 2011