Won the lottery

1. Brilliant excuse for leaving school/work for an extended period of time after:
a) getting knocked up
b) being incarcerated
c) catching an STD

2. To have the offspring of a celebrity or be adopted by one

1. We discovered Heather lied to us about winning the lottery in college when we saw her 7-year-old child at our 5-year reunion.

2. Guy 1: Did you hear Dave Chappelle won the lottery?
Girl 2: He did?!?
Girl 1: Yeah, he fathered Oprah's baby!

by greymouse258 July 11, 2011

Nigga Lottery

The NBA or NFL draft, since so many black players become millionaires as a result.

"Derrick Rose was the #1 pick for the Bulls in the Nigga Lottery."

by Roguespeak May 10, 2009

Trent Lott

The idiotic senator from Mississippi who was in high support of the Seperatist Party, which wanted to keep blacks from being in the same school as whites. He couldn't pronounce his I's if the world depended on it. He has now resigned his position as Senate Majority Leader for his stupid racist remarks. Dumb southerner.

(Trent Lott: How he Talks:) "Mickey, Mickey, yurr so fahne yuh blow mah mahnd!"

by Survivor Fan October 26, 2004

lottory

another type of writing of Lottery or Lotto using among mass

win a lottory

GAWD, I WON A LOTTORY!

www.lottory.ws; the website to make the lottory

by jimess January 15, 2007

Lottie

The most beautiful, clever, talented, funny girl with the best sense of humour. She's so talented at art and is the envy of many.

Omg I want to be a Lottie.

Wow you look so Lottie today.

by Deathbycactus January 10, 2018

Chateau Lott

Robert Lott's trailer in the Ranch Verde mobile home in Rohnert Park, California. Functioned as a drug den and flop house. Also, the scene of a lick that led to a 187.

Tacho: Damn Holmes! I gotta pay taxes to the Big Homey! I need some shards to slang!

Tweety: Kill two birds with one stone! Go over to Chateau Lott and pull a 211! You'll get some lettuce and water!

by ZXY&ABC July 25, 2019

love you lotties like jelly totties

something you say when saying bye

"cya, love you lotties like jelly totties"
"bye lulljt"

by alybby July 27, 2006