Lasso

A redneck/hick/hillbilly lesbian.

Oh my word, y'all. I heard that Baylee Sue munched 2 girls last night! She's such a lasso!

by Le Gasp July 25, 2010

Lasso

The combination of the words "little" and "asshole." Adjective that is often used for careless rude people. Can also be used when referring to douchebags you previously dated.

A: "Are you still dating that guy?"
B: "Nah, he got belligerently drunk at my sisters wedding and started a cake-fight."
A: "What a lasso."

by jahroony October 6, 2012

lassing

verb, the act of eating out innocent girl's assholes without their consent of knowledge, usually for one's own personal pleasure.

Hey I totally Lassed that girl while she was passed out at a party, she never even knew I was lassing her, but I sure did!

by Erin Foley July 13, 2009

Cock Lasso

When you have a girl whipped and she knows she cant go to another guy

Dude shes not going anywhere, Not as long as shes in my cock lasso!

by DJNickDANack December 25, 2010

chode lasso

A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.

Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.

by Aids McMuffin January 8, 2009

montana lasso

the act of riding a female doggy-style while whipping pelvis in a circular motion much like a lasso in an attempt to catch the vagina with testicles. If one or both balls penetrate or are engulfed by the vagina a montana lasso has been performed.

Bob: While hitting it doggy-style I started dipping my hip in a circular movement so my balls would swing up and I could montana lasso Alexis.

Chris: Did you montana lasso her?

Bob:...almost

by Billingsley Kipling Cooper II June 8, 2010

Lassen County

An experimental recidivism project supported by the governments of California and the United States of America.

The inmates at Lassen County maintain petting zoos such as County Jail and High Desert Correctional Center in which threatened species such as upstanding citizens are incarcerated.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004