Patio Lantern

When one shines a flashlight through their scrotum to light it up like a patio lantern.

The other weekend we got pretty drunk playing truth or dare so we turned the lights out and dared Chad to do a patio lantern.

by jloi7125 August 22, 2018

Langers

-Adjective

To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.

"I was sad langers last night old boy"

by cheeses of Nazereth March 30, 2009

Lauzer

An Amazing Family, Very Lovable, Kind, Looks Out For One An Other, Best Last Name EVER

Wow That Family Is Great They Must Be The Lauzers

by chickenwhaffle14 November 6, 2010

lanier

Charismatic and entertaining to be around. Strong personality with a dry sense of humor. Unusually long fingers.

That Lanier kid is a bad ass.

by Lauren Jacobson January 11, 2009

lancer evolution

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 7
Engine: 2000 DOHC 16-valve Intercooler Turbo
Engine type: 280HP 4G63 Turbo
Bore x Stroke: 85.0 x 88.0
Displacement: 1997cc
Power: 206kW/6500
Torque: 383Nm/3500
Full-time 4WD
Transmission 5-speed manual
Steering: Rack & Pinion
Suspension: Front MacPherson Strut, Rear Muli-link
Brakes: front 17" BREMBO ventilated disc, Rear: 16" BREMBO ventilated disc
Length: 4455mm
Width: 1770mm
Height: 1400kg

i love the evo's, i own an evo 7, mine isnt stock, 304HP HKS Racing Intake, HKS SSQ BOV, HKS Racing Exhaust, C-West Body Kit, 18"x 8" Enkei NT03 rims, 235/40/18 Yokohamma ADVAN AVS Sport Tires.

0-60: 4.2 sec
1/4 mi: 12.3 sec

Evo's from the Evo V and up are easily 10 second cars with little upgrades.

by Dave March 12, 2004

major lazer

1. to perform the actions seen in the major lazer video pon de floor
2. to thrust one's body against someone else repeatedly and at many different angles

He picked her up and major lazered her on the table.

Did you see him jump off the ladder and major lazer her.

I'm going to major lazer you at the club next week.

by gEtiTgUUd October 20, 2009

Langerbreath

To have breath which smells of langer - a person who has just performed fellatio will have langerbreath.

Can be used as a dismissive insult towards an annoying person

"She is such a hussy, she has constant langerbreath"

"Stop annoying me langerbreath"

by hansgrubersmoustache March 23, 2010