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green lantern

Green Lantern is like a dick without wings.
Green Lantern is so fat that he couldn't even get his mouth open wide enough to take his diet pills.
by bobsmith April 10, 2005
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laithe

Is considered the sexiest man to ever live, is the sweetest and most perfect person on this earth, literally a fucking god, or otherwise known as cockzilla
Oh man he’s like Laithe , so irresistible!
by Thatguy8543 March 5, 2018
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green lantern

Gah... idiots...

Anyway... Green Lantern... a comic book character created in 1940 by Sheldon Moldoff (I believe) for All American Comics.

There have been three major Green Lanterns... the Golden Age GL, Alan Scott, the Silver Age GL, Hal Jordan, and the current Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner.

Green Lantern is still published monthly by DC Comics (who acquired All American in the 40s) and can be found at your local comic shop or bookstore.
by First National Bastard May 11, 2003
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[green lantern]

while in the midst of anal intercourse pull out and let her blow her nose on your cock, then light the snot on fire, making a green flame, you then masturbate until you cum leaving a green haze glowing over your girl.
if you ever feel unlighted you should try a little "green lantern" to fire yourself up.
by j man 23 September 3, 2010
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Lanphier High School

(Can also be spelled "Lan-fear", or "That fucking terrifying school you don't want to go to.")

A school located in Springfield, IL. Previous graduates include Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger. Students have actually been raped during school hours.

The Basketball Team receives a pistol with their Jersey and at football games, the teams watch the crowd fight.

Classes include, but are not limited to: how to avoid that kid throwing a grenade at you; why the hell am I here; how to gnaw your own leg off to escape from school; and Lanphier: a brief history of Hell's bastard son.
Mike: Hey man, I heard you converted to Catholicism.
James: It's worth it. I'd rather be at SHG for four years than go to Lanphier High School when I die.
by Señor Funnyas Hell July 12, 2011
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Lasthma Attack

When a person laughs so hard, that they have trouble breathing, making it appear that the subject is having an asthma attack.
Once Freddy told that dead baby joke, Emerson got a lasthma attack and he had us all worried.
by MattyPoo Dru March 19, 2009
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Your Lanta

Medicine that a young child asks for when their stomach hurts
My tummy hurts daddy, can I have some of Your Lanta?
by likeitiz December 7, 2010
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