Litterally the one who weilds the biggest weenie of all fucking time. he will smack his 90 inch dick across your face and you will be wanting to suck it forevr. He also avoids taxes like a fucking gigachad along with dropkicking his children into the fucking space after he found out he has over a million dollars of unpayed child support. This guy also likes big black booty men jumping on his face, but who doesnt. This guy is the greatest guy to exist, you should definitly eat and cook his nutsack.
damn, thATs landon, quick, run before he smacks you with his big booty ass and cock
no, i like it, says Riley (Gay ass nigga)
no, i like it, says Riley (Gay ass nigga)
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Landon. Its the name that describes the most amazing person you will ever meet. Though a tempermental kind of person, he is also very thoughtful and giving. He is the best friend you've always needed..and the most amazing lover you could ever dream of. He has big dreams and high expectations. He's not afraid of anything. Landon is quite the man.
by ureverything February 5, 2010
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by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021
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Manchester kid: Ooooooo Manch is sooooooo cultural and is the best city in NH!
Laconia kid: You've obviously never been up north to Laconia. We pronounce our r's and our city is definitely NOT a haven for trashy bostonian tax refugees.
Laconia kid: You've obviously never been up north to Laconia. We pronounce our r's and our city is definitely NOT a haven for trashy bostonian tax refugees.
by 603explorer March 13, 2011
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