Moldy Lampshade

A moldy lampshade is when a large man, (usually chronically overweight), vomits into a bucket, and then masturbates while it's on his head.

I'd stay far away from Philip if i were you, I heard he gave himself a Moldy Lampshade!

by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023

Jar Jar Lames

A combination of two names; both horrific; Jar Jar Binks and Lames (someone who's name is James, but is intensely lame). This is one of the most ultimate insults one can give to someone named James.

James, why are we going bowling? Stop being Jar Jar Lames.

by Foot2Face August 1, 2016

two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

lamesauce

An elaboration on the word lame. The epitome of lame.

Person 1: My dog got hit by a semi-truck.
Person 2: Really? Lamesauce.

by Elena Sipe July 1, 2007

lamestorm

The antithesis of brainstorm. When a person or a group of people come up with really dumb ideas.

Lamestorm:
Lighter Fluid Tag - Squirting someone with lighter fluid and then lighting the clothing of the person who is "it."

The tagged person beats the flames out before "tagging" another person.

by Seibei June 2, 2009

lanssie

a type of horse in China

Because my car broke down, we road a lanssie home.

by slipperyunagi September 4, 2009

Lamesome

1. Something that is awesome, but lame at the same time

2. Something that is lame, but awesome at the same time

Greg got drunk last night and it was awesome, but he fell asleep in a snow bank and it was cold which was lame, so overall he had a lamesome night.

by Grapeness December 23, 2009