Lamya

A girl who will light up your day ni matter how bad hers is going plus she is very gorgeous and beautiful she loves attention no matter what and no matter how much she's been through she will always have a smile on her face . She is very faithful and caring even though some people have turned bad on her so if you loose her then you lost it all she can be nice but mean and you never want to be on her bad side . She loves being told the truth don't ever lie to a girl like lamya cause girls like her are very awesome but hurt her and she'll forget about you like you were never there

Boy: I really need a girlfriend but like I don't know a good girl

Me: well Lamya is a really good girl and she is very faithful

Boy: she's to pretty for me
Me : trust me all she wants is to be told the truth and she'll love you

by Saidfy January 2, 2019

nigga lamp

nigga lamp

mom- honey what’s wrong with your lamp
daughter- nothing it’s just my lamp
mom-turn it on
daughter- ok
daughter- i guess it’s broken
nigga lamp- suck my cock bitch

by poop shit nigga cunt June 26, 2019

red lamp

This lamp belongs to Tayler Holder and dated Nate Wyatt until it found out Nate was cheating. It also hits people a lot.

The red lamp hits Nate Wyatt, Tayler Holder, Kelianne Stankus and Zach Clayton in the head many times.

by Disney obsessed child August 26, 2020

Kendrick Lamar

To suddenly vanish from all existence after releasing multiple critically acclaimed studio albums.

I'm gonna Kendrick Lamar myself after this drops. Nice knowing you!

by thumbsnt July 22, 2021

Lamb sauce

The thing that Gordon Ramsey can’t find.

Where the fucking lamb sauce?!?
- Gordon Ramsey

by Mcgamer8t March 19, 2018

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019

Ghetto Laminate

When you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don't have a laminater handy so you use tape.

"Dude I so wanna' laminate this High School Diploma, but our laminator is broken."

"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."

by Minidakip February 11, 2010