laid out and splayed out

a thorough and proper fucking

I just wanna get fucked, laid out and splayed out.

by babyrumpkisser April 2, 2025

goon laid

a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar

maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid

by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018

I’m laid

A term that people in the urban areas of Philadelphia use to substitute being cool off something or not wanting to do something.

Person 1: Bro, let’s go to this Telly on Friday shit gone be jumpin.

Person 2: Nawl bro, I’m laid.

by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022

Laid

Basically meaning someone is gonna have sex later on that day

“I’m gonna get laid tonight bro”
“Ye bro,same!”

by Bored247 March 15, 2020

UP LAID

When you are in your bed of choice and have ideas that are so prurient that you scare the daylights out of even the super nonconformists.

Look that ASSHOLE is so UP LAID that they are to be imprisoned in a PRISM of corporate (body) monopolism but we can DRIP and tell HALSEY about it.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Bully laid month

Bully laid month means you can bully anyone named laid

Owwwww why did you hit me

It’s bully laid month

by Papasmurf42069lmao October 22, 2020