Pi Kappa Alpha

A fraternity founded in 1868. This brotherhood organization usually conisists of ex atheletes, or those who did not actually make the intercollegiate team. Favorite pastimes include the gym, back waxing, brotherhood tanning events, and looking down upon other organizations.

I joined Pi Kappa Alpha because I love the gym, pretending to be huge, and acting like I am good at athletics.

by J.. April 30, 2006

Sneaky Kapp Putch

The sneaky kapp putch is a term given to a sexual position where the man humps the womans mouth as she swallos. However it is more complicated than this as the man has to have a Hitler style moustarche and the position must occour in Munich Germany. Good luck!

The sneaky kapp putch first occured when hitler snared his first root!

by Hindenburg and Ludendorf April 20, 2011

Phi Kappa Sexy

An elite group of people. When their talents are put together, they can take over the world. They live their lives with humor and class. Dancing, music, and comedy are key elements of these special creatures. They all have their own individual talents and skills, which coincidentally coincide with that of the others of the group.

Phi Kappa Sexy runs the world!

by Candi Minaj January 7, 2012

Tau Kappa Epsilon

The biggest and best fraternity in the fucking world. That's right. I said it.

You: Yo man, did you see the definition for TKE on that dictionary site? It says TKE is da bomb!
Me: Well, yeah it is. Idiot.
Tau Eta Rules

by Seth May 13, 2005

Beta Kappa Gamma

Beta Kappa Gamma is the nations first South Asian Fraternity dedicated to service. Beta Kappa Gamma was founded at the University of Texas at Austin on May 6, 1999. Beta Kappa Gamma is THE #1 South Asian Fraternity in the nation, based on Brotherhood, Service, and Social Integration.

How can I start Beta Kappa Gamma on my campus?

by BKG September 27, 2005

Kappa

A Japanese water spirit. It looks like a human/duck/turtle type of thing. They live in ponds and rivers and drag people in and drown them. They also pull your intestines out through your behind. A Kappa has a dent in it's head that is full of water, this allows it to go out on land. Also, Kappas are very polite. If you come a across a Kappa all you have to do is bow to it, the Kappa will have to bow back spilling the water on it's head and leaving it powerless. Kappas also love cucumbers, toss a cucumber into the water were a Kappa lives and it will not harm you.
People also portray Kappas as being very cute and innocent looking. These versions of Kappas are indeed irresistibly adorable, they make me want to squeeze their little Kappa heads off!
And yes, I am aware there is also the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority who think they're so elite because they've been around for so long. Well the REAL Kappas have been around since ancient times, drowning you and feasting on your soul!

Me: Omg! Lookit the ickle Kappa!!! Ah, wait! Omg no, not the colon!!!! *Tosses cucumber*

Sorority chick on Urban Dictionary: Omg! This definition says a Kappa is a Japanese duck thinger! Omg they're dishonoring our almighty elite-ness! *Gives thumbs down to definition*

by I Am Not a Hippie August 24, 2008

Kappa Tappa

This term is used to define a girl who has been with 5 or more Kappa Sigmas. It is crucial in using this term to make sure the "Tappa" has corraled over 5 brothers in her tenure. See other such terms to define ladies who have only begun their interest in KS's or have been with less than 5 in their career.

KS Bro #1: Hey man, did you know Lisa (fake name) hooked up with T. Scott yesterday?

KS Bro #2: Yeah man, doesn't that make 5?

KS Bro #3: Yeah Bro, she's an offical Kappa Tappa!

by The Poopetrator May 19, 2009