Kamala is a name for a poop no bigger then a square inch that refuses to let go, it hangs on to the hairs surrounding the anus and causes the individual to twerk, shake the booty, or simply attempt to flick it off (risking severe smearing).
Had a kamala this morning and I had to wait 20 minutes for gravity to do its thing.
I tried shaking that kamala off and broke the toilet seat.
I didn't know I had a kamala, when I was done wiping my ass looked like a Nutella sandwich.
That kamala was hanging on like tarzan.
I tried shaking that kamala off and broke the toilet seat.
I didn't know I had a kamala, when I was done wiping my ass looked like a Nutella sandwich.
That kamala was hanging on like tarzan.
by Juicy plums February 10, 2022
Get the Kamala mug.Finnish person:"Tää Trump jäbä on kyllä ihan vitun kamala äijä." (This Trump dude sure is one horrible man.)
by DaisyTatsuki November 25, 2020
Get the Kamala mug.The law that usurps all laws for a moment in time. This law is used to perfect ones well-being by any means, even if one has to disregard all other laws humans have in existence. Reason, logic and morals are no longer necessary while Kamal's Law is in effect. Kamal's Law has no definite duration period but consequences will vary. Use at your own risk.
Bill tells Ted that he's hungry and has been fired from his last job. Ted replies, "Well Bill, as Kamal's Law states, he who doesn't giveth a fuck may do upon himself a multitude of goodness as long as he shan't be caught. So, go steal some grub Bill and remember to party on dude."
by Twerk for cancer October 30, 2013
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Yo woman why you laughing like Kamala Harris?
Damn man look at the woman she is one hot MILF like our VP Harris
Damn man look at the woman she is one hot MILF like our VP Harris
by unrealisticguy January 22, 2021
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Joe really is a complete idiot. Lord knows how he was promoted. Did you see him in the Q. & A. when Phylis asked him a question on net income and he began to do a kamala and then mumbled some nonsense. What a fucking clown!
by RONDO MONDO December 16, 2020
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The hideous witch-like cackle laugh our Vice President utters when she cannot answer "hard questions". Also used to show her callous indifference.
Q.: Did you hear what V.P. Harris said when she was asked if she'd visit the Southern Border? A.: All she did was smile and give her hideously famous "Kamala Cackle" and avoided a direct answer.
by LostInASeaOfLibtards June 27, 2021
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