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junk shower

n. - A shower that you take for the sole purpose of washing your nether regions. Many girls and metrosexual guys take a junk showers after a variety of activities such as sex, fooling around, using the bathroom, or just getting sweaty. Junk showers are essential to not smelling terrible.
1. "Dude, you smell terrible. Go get a junk shower and cancel your porno subscriptions."
2. "Wow, Tom is a really good kisser. I'm going to need a junk shower."
3. "I only take shits at home, because I have to take a junk shower afterward."
by johnvisera December 26, 2008
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Junkbot

Not the game, But the roblox skin that has been raiding games since youtuber flamingo has made junkbot week that Asks "Give Oil" and " Oil Or Boil ".
Yo this Junkbot keeps asking for oil should i give it to him?
by C0OCHIE MAN November 13, 2020
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krunk junk

when girls with big asses sit for exended periods of time, then they stand up and walk around like they are all that. When you get close to them to try and holla, you smell there booty stench (krunk junk).
nigga, I was boutsta' holla til I gotta wiff of dat bitches Krunk junk.
by cuatros cojones April 10, 2008
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boy junk

this reffers to the male "Private Parts"
OMG!! Lawrence was so playing with his Boy junk in class today..
by mz.mosbyberry February 18, 2009
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Junk-Slap

Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.

Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."
He junk-slapped himself while drumming.

"Sweet beaver! I junk-slapped myself!!!"
by RoflDave April 20, 2009
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junk

Dude you just touched my junk!!...do it again ;)
by General Turtle February 4, 2003
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junkball

In baseball, a pitch that is difficult to hit due to movement rather than velocity or power, such as a breaking ball or a knuckleball. A junkball (or "junk-ball" or "junk ball") will often be caught by the catcher in the dirt. It is often just as difficult for hitter to hit, as it is for a catcher to catch. Bill Lee, Pedro Martinez and Tim Wakefield of the Boston Red Sox are known to be junkball pitchers.
A catcher for a junkball pitcher should have a large glove and a quick eye.
by Ted West April 25, 2007
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