Joost

1. The awesome and smart guy, has curly hair and doesn't give a shit about anything.
2. The awesome and smart guy, has no curly hair and doesn't give a shit either.

Jay: 'Wow, he's a real gentleman and alpha
Jay2: 'Damn right, he's a real Joost

by gewooneenflower January 16, 2017

Joonsfavexpensivegirl

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by Kim Namjoon’s Attorney October 5, 2021

Joos

Liquid of some kind, usually from fruit.

"That's some damned good peach joos!"

by NRG January 2, 2003

joost

A failure, not just an ordinary type of failure, an epic failure.

You are the biggest joost ever.
You're such a bleeping joost.
I've never seen anyone joost as badly as you.

by Jimmy Ray Cyrus February 12, 2008

joobs

a jewish girl's stereotypically large breasts.

"damn, that sarah goldstein has some seriously voluptuous joobs"

by greggers b February 2, 2008

jools holland

ultimate legend, musical inspiration. basically just and all round legend. he also sometimes partners with tina turner

jools holland loves the piano

by anit renrut July 9, 2009

Jops

Possibly the greatest nick name for anyone called Joseph, the people that use this name are instantly gods.

"See that guy over there?"
"Yeah"
"He's Jops"
*Every girl in a 5KM radius comes up to him*

by JosephIsSexy November 13, 2018