Jonathans

A posh name for a "Jondoms" or "Jonnies", widely known as condoms.

A guy walks into a pharmacy:

"Hello shopkeep, a pack of your finest Jonathans please."

by Tom O'Brien January 6, 2006

Jonathan

A very attractive sexy beast, who in fact is fat but still gets the ladies.

"Dude how could that fat-ass get that chick". He must be a jonathan.

by Mr.jroll April 3, 2008

Jonathan Peters

one of the best house music d.j.s ....known the most for spinning in the legendary sound factory

you j.p ripped it sick last... he did a 24 hr set

by sfmar May 1, 2005

Jonathan

Is a very sexy person with a long dickand pulls all of the girls but rejects most of them and loves his girlfriend 4ever and has money. Is a person that understands people and gets people and is very loving and hoeslove him.

I'm gonna name him jonathan

by 151112 May 17, 2018

Jonathan

A dude who is smart and can't take a joke. Always super AnGry in the morning. But is happy after he eats lunch.

"Bro, I just farted on Jonathan."

by apyxus October 8, 2019

Jonathon

Wow where do I start. Well
Jonathon is amazing. He's super outgoing. And never fails to put a smile on my face. He has amazing hair. Super good looking. Down to earth about everything. He loves his family. Very loyal and honest. He loves watching football all the time. I love his laugh. He has a sweet side. He makes a great boyfriend. Jonathons amazing and I'm blessed to have him. You'll fall in love with him over and over again everyday.

Jonathon is a blessing

by Sweetpea24 January 2, 2017

Jonathan

A beverage consisting of three-quarters iced tea and one-quarter lemonade.

Waiter, I'll take another Jonathan, please. And one for the lady as well.

by Axes of Evil August 19, 2009