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Jonahito

v. jonahito. Pronounced Ho-KNEE-Toe. Jonah as in jonah and the whale. It refers to illegal aliens who are swallowed by whales and then spit out on the California coast near San Diego or Encinitas as a way arriving in the United States.
Jim- Carl, there's another whale beached and I hear Mariachi music.

Carl- Yeah the INS has been telling us to watch out for Mexicans that smell like whale barf, they call 'em Jonahitos.
by Ichiro Tomlinson August 4, 2010
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jonah

he is the sweetest and cutest boy you will ever meet! he always picks you up when your down! he says a lot of bad things about himself but none of them are true! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet and you’ll never wanna lose him ever! he is destined to be with an alayna!
person 1: aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: your so lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right
by mehoe November 4, 2019
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Jonah

Jonah is a total nerd, he can rant about his hobbies hours on end. He spends all his money on things he doesn't need, and boasts about how rare something is. Jonah listens to and watches things from the 80's, like Star Wars or Men Without Hats. Don't say something wrong about his fandoms, or he will give you a 20-minute lecture about how wrong you are. He doesn't show his emotions much and he acts like a robot, but when he does show his emotions, it's usually about something he is very passionate about.
P1: I just saw Jonah.

P2: What was ha talking about this time?
by why are there so many 'bean' u December 9, 2019
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Jonah

a sexy guy who loves to have sex and has a giant penis and is amazing having sex all the girls want to fuck his brains out and he loves it
Yo man I fuck 5 girls last night I'm such a Jonah
by robber1q2 January 15, 2010
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Jonafied

Youve been pimped Jonas style
Amanda and Paige have been jonafied
by amanda and paige June 20, 2008
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jonahvan

Memelord, always brings a meme into every conversation.
Man 1: My dog scra-

Jonahvan: DA TING GO SKRAAAA
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Jonah Falcon

The dark lord, it explains it's self
by BrickyBrig June 5, 2018
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