Aweee joao your amazing
by Jajajsks October 11, 2019
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Jadore get out
by Redd Stanford May 26, 2018
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He's open minded and will stay up late at night talking with you until 6am about EVERYTHING (will make your heart almost explode). Can't forget the athletic body with the fluffy eboy hair too, 10 out of 10 if you ask me. If you find a Joao you also get unlimited cuddling. In the Joao-package you also get his dog, so extra dog cuddles as well. Not bad not bad. Only thing that sucks about a Joao is that he lives so goddamn far away.
He's open minded and will stay up late at night talking with you until 6am about EVERYTHING (will make your heart almost explode). Can't forget the athletic body with the fluffy eboy hair too, 10 out of 10 if you ask me. If you find a Joao you also get unlimited cuddling. In the Joao-package you also get his dog, so extra dog cuddles as well. Not bad not bad. Only thing that sucks about a Joao is that he lives so goddamn far away.
Kristina: Damn, the other day I met this Joao with a big booty who booty-slammed my iPad and broke it. Worth it.
Other person: Daaaaaaaaayum that boy got ass. You think he can booty-slam my face as well?
Other person: Daaaaaaaaayum that boy got ass. You think he can booty-slam my face as well?
by KrissehDisseh October 29, 2022
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by kieren dunn August 12, 2005
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Get the jodo mug.Jadon and Zoe, they go like cookies and cream, Jadon also known as jadon daddy or known to many by being a dumbass, Zoe is a stalker of the internet and secretly obsessedwith jadon daddy. You cant keep them away from each other! They are a match made in heaven, and will be together until the end of time, even if they both don't have mutual feelings in the relationship Zoe will always go back to Jadon!
Hey who is the cutest couple that you know?
Oh thats definitely got to be jadon and zoe. Have you seen then they act like they are just made for each other.
Oh thats definitely got to be jadon and zoe. Have you seen then they act like they are just made for each other.
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