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Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up
ayo that that nigga named jarred
by madszerox December 14, 2021
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Jarrod

Basically the second funniest person alive…
jarrod is the most kind-hearted soul you will ever meet and the most loyal. jarrod is also the most handsomest guy you will ever see but he’s mine so back off. I love jarrod. jarrod pls marry me DEFECT: shits a lot
jarrod took a shit for the fifth time today
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jarred

the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama
jarred beat me up then took my bitch
by justin911 December 20, 2022
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Jarrod

Jarrod is a furry, his fursona is a cat with a big mohawk that is green. Jarrod is a very nice and loving man who loves men, especially an unpleasent man named Aaron. Jarrod loves monkeys and anime, he's overall a nice guy but don't get on his wrong side... his alpha uwu jakeie wakie side will come out!

Be aware of the jarrod
Girl1: Hey I heard jarrod loves monkeys!

Girl2: I heard that hes hot!

Girl1: Oh how I wish i could be with him so bad.. he sounds so hot.. and steamy

Girl3: poo
by GhoulYui March 18, 2023
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