jakobyboikid

Usually is an asshole you should stay away from. Has school shooter vibes that wears all black. This one specific Jakob has brown hair and green eyes is a rapists and you should stay away from him. Brings small dick energy to the table. Cant make you finish and will take advantage of you in every way possible. Fuck you Jakob Peterson

Jakobyboikid is a fag

by I am traumatized December 27, 2023

Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by jaggae September 7, 2008

Jakob

The ultimate fuckboy. Jakob is very faund of himself and is obsessed with sex. Jakob will tell everyone about how that person at the buss told him how good he looked.

"that Jakob... UGH! "
"Jakob broke up with me because I didn't want to have sex with him!"
"Jakob should be on a realityshow about himself."

by Unicornsandcakes December 12, 2016

Jakob

He is very dryg

Fyfan vad dryg du är Jakob

by Vem vet... January 27, 2017

Jakob

Jakob is better then Kevin

Jakob är gud

by Kevin dumbo February 13, 2017

Jakobing

One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.

Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na

Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes

Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!

Alejandro: No!

Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)

by Iloveafs May 23, 2017

jakob dötsch

a dude who thinks that drugs and alcohol make him smarter.He also is a DICKHEAD.

imma jakob dötsch fuck you dude

by jakob dötsch auf crack June 5, 2017