Like a jackass in a hailstorm

Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.

I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!

by winn98 September 4, 2009

Don't jackass the thing

Dont jackass the thing-Uncle Rowley

Rowley said don't jackass the thing.

by Kdinoo_ August 19, 2021

jackass o' clock

time to be a jackass

i'm gonna eat my dads shit

by Robin February 6, 2005

lumber jackass

anyone who chops wood all day then cooks the cock on a huge white-hot diesel fire while camping

Zack your a lumber jackass...whats cookin'?

by Yeti60 November 1, 2009

jackass of all trades

someone who is good at what he attempts but is conceited and arrogant about his own skills

Yea, Nathan is a jackass of all trades. He passed both his tests, and rubbed it in my face.

by Faggle October 26, 2007

jackass o' clock

Any time!!!

Tom: What time is it.
Me: Jackass o' clock

by Jackass O' Clock September 17, 2003

Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.

Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."

by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009