Ilian is gay as fuck and usually end up taking a shit for longer than 20 minutes and he is usually the type of guy to make you laugh while ur pissed off
by Copthatlickstoes March 30, 2019
Get the Ilian mug.Someone who is silly and loves to joke around but in the inside so soft, Ilany is a loving affectionate person that you wouldn’t be able to forget . Although she has her rough patches she always avoids them with her silliness. She is the kind of person that would be there for you in every step of your life and would always give her shoulder to cry on .
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Get the illan mug.When you pull your iPod out of you pocket and your iPod headphones are in an unbelievable tangled mess. Scientists are still unable to explain how it is possible that the headphone cables can become so intricately tangled, though Steven Hawking is working on a few complex theories
The iTangle often appears to be so hopelessly knotted that it will never be untangled. However in most cases the iTangle can be undone in 5-30 minutes. However there are reported iTangle cases that have never been successfully undone.
The iTangle is known to cause severe anger from frustration. There is even a documented account of the iTangle causing a 24 year old man to become so frustrated that he committed suicide. In his suicide note he claimed "it would be just be better to fuckin end it all than to untangle that goddamn iTangle."
The iTangle often appears to be so hopelessly knotted that it will never be untangled. However in most cases the iTangle can be undone in 5-30 minutes. However there are reported iTangle cases that have never been successfully undone.
The iTangle is known to cause severe anger from frustration. There is even a documented account of the iTangle causing a 24 year old man to become so frustrated that he committed suicide. In his suicide note he claimed "it would be just be better to fuckin end it all than to untangle that goddamn iTangle."
(Man pulls iPod with headphones out of pockets, headphones are in ungodly tangled mess)
"Goddamn fuckin iTangle!!! How the fuck is this possible? How can these headphones become so tangled? They were just in my pocket!!! AGHHHHH FUCK!!!!"
"Goddamn fuckin iTangle!!! How the fuck is this possible? How can these headphones become so tangled? They were just in my pocket!!! AGHHHHH FUCK!!!!"
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Being an inner obese child, able to eat an endless number of chocolate cakes.
A person that can make a very weird dance, not replicable by the average of people.
Talking loudly as if you ingested a megaphone.
Having the whitest teeth of everybody.
A person able to finish a TV series of 8 episodes in one day.
Being an inner obese child, able to eat an endless number of chocolate cakes.
A person that can make a very weird dance, not replicable by the average of people.
Talking loudly as if you ingested a megaphone.
Having the whitest teeth of everybody.
A person able to finish a TV series of 8 episodes in one day.
You are eating cakes like a real Ilango!!
I never saw an Ilango dance before!
If I like a TV series, I can be an Ilango.
He has a big Ilango smile.
I never saw an Ilango dance before!
If I like a TV series, I can be an Ilango.
He has a big Ilango smile.
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