Illanely is girl who is pretty, but doesnt think it. She sometimes lacks in the confidence department and has some rough days. She's funny and smiles a lot. She won't tolerate being called "hot" or "sexy" by a boy. A guy who says that doesn't have a chance. She can be very shy at times. She’s been hurt by the ones she loves most and she does not really trust people. If you have an illanely in your life you should really get to know her more. She might be the one you were looking for all along
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.