humble dick

a guy who has a surprisingly big dick

sally: girl i fucked Johnny last night
karen: but he's skinnny....
sally: not down there:) he's gotta humble dick

by plaidgoesbad June 19, 2017

andrew john hurley

the drummer for fall out boy as of take this to your grave
he is a straightedge vegan who's drumming idol is
dave lombardo from slayer

he's number 5 on my drum god list

also
he never spins his sticks

because only bad drummers do it

to cover up how bad they are.

hey did you see andrew john hurley spinning his drumsticks at the fall out boy concert last night?

what are you talking about? only bad drummers spin their stick!! his pinkie never even came off the butt dumbass!!

by codork May 28, 2009

hurgledurk

When you are so sick that you continuously throw up, eventually vomitting your own feces. It can happen.

After I ate the week old mayonnaise sitting in the sun, I became so sick that I hurgledurked like there was no tomorrow!

by sir hurgleness June 11, 2004

humble popcorn

The same as humble pie except in relation to the football player Terrell Owens (or any athlete) due to his usage of the phrase "get your popcorn ready".

To be forced to apologize or to admit a fault.

T.O. better play well against the Eagles or he'll be eating some humble popcorn.

as created by MO ZAIDI

by jaykilove January 20, 2009

Humble Brag

When you try and say something complementary about about someone and actually end up just telling them how amazing you are.

Everyone: Wow, Tony is such a good chiropractor
George: I know right, when I hurt myself from being super awesome at Kung Fu and accidentally killing my sensai because I don't know my own skills, he was able to push all my ribs back inside my body. Everyone was so jealous that I could come back from an injury like that and I am now the new sensai.
Everyone Else: *humble brag*

by thatotherotherdude March 9, 2017

Humbler

A form of cock and ball torture where a chord is formed into a lasso and looped around a man's nut sack while the other end is tied around the feet. Every time the man kicks the lasso tightens causing immense pain.

Matt - "Gabe you should totally tie that ethernet cable around your balls and give yourself a humbler." Gabe - "Just make sure Michael doesn't hit the brakes to hard I don't want to rip off my nuts!"

by weezy87 June 18, 2015

humble

Noun: a misdemeanor; a criminal offense punishable by less than one year in prison.

Ray got arrested for murder but walked away with a humble.

by Maxwell Demon November 21, 2007