horse shit

It's like bullshit, but with more attitude.

Jack: I told the teacher my dog ate my homework, but he knew it was horse shit.

by RumbleRoar June 23, 2012

Horse Mouth

When too much gum shows on the top row of teeth when smiling

NEIGH. that girl has major horse mouth

by skyezzz September 13, 2016

Horse Tornado

Another word for a carousel that has horses and various other rideable animals, usually found at fairs, circuses and theme parks.

Dude 1: omg look at that sick horse tornado bruv
Dude 2: it's a carousel, are you for real mate?

by SophDaBest August 22, 2014

Amazing Horse

A horse that tastes like raisins.
Also has a purple winkie.

I just got some sweet lemonade from that amazing horse.

by Weebl's Stuff June 28, 2010

Horse Straddler

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

by Pwon September 8, 2010

Dildo Horse

Unicorn. Slang

That Dildo Horse is happy to see us.

by kas858 June 26, 2010

Pork Horse

1) A favorable term for a bar or club with a lot of ass in it.

2) Derogatory term for a small dog that barks a lot.

1) We went down to that new club. It turned out to be a real pork horse. There was ass all over the place.
2) My dads dog is a real pork horse. His legs are short so he tries to jump up on me all the time.

by Mr. Krull September 14, 2009