Hipster Beard

A beard grown by a Hipster, generally grown with the intent of..

A) Proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair

B) Looking like every other PBR drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair - like scruff upon their face

C) Overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive Pituitary glands.

Man #1 - Hey did you view Kevin's new Hipster Beard?

Man #2 - Yeah, if it weren't for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of PBR fueled debauchery

Man #1 - Yeah, all the AA headbands in the world can't make up for that ugly face rug

by VocalWallflower. August 18, 2009

Hippy Hay

Marijuana, hemp, herb, grass.

Got any hippy hay? If you do roll up a do-ber.

by Smokey Weed December 24, 2007

Hippy Vulture

Any hot girl with a glowing hula-hoop at any sort of jam band/electronica/funk music show, showing off her hula-hoop moves, that results in taking all male attention.

Girls:(shouting to each other over the bitchin music playing onstage) "Where are our dates? Where did all the guys go?"
Another girl: (pointing to the guys surrounding a hot girl doing crazy glowing hula-hoop moves) "They are over there mesmerized by the hippy vulture."

by MandyPandy1234 July 20, 2010

hippycrite

A fake hippy. Usually found playing hackey sack and getting stoned, a hippycrite is someone who moans at you for the products you buy or for 'killing the planet' then drives the half mile to KFC for some battery farmed chicken and drops the wrappers out the car window.

James is doing my head in, chatting shit about the environment when he goes on holiday every other day and his carbon footprint is about the size of a dinosaur. He's such a fucking hippycrite!

by wassonthen February 28, 2011

Hipster Gold

Everything that magically attracts hipsters. The newest unknown indie band, your grandma’s clothes, your self-assembled fixie, and so on. Hipster Gold – Hipster Sold.

Did you hear about this new indie band? That stuff is hipster gold.

by T–Roy May 12, 2013

Hippyjack

Verb; To take from a friend in a joking or playful manner.

“While I was in the crapper, someone hippyjacked my nachos”
“Lets hippyjack his car and park in the middle of the football field”

by Big Daddy M November 13, 2013

hipster jeans

Extremely tight skinny jeans for both sexes, worn without undergarments for a smooth look. Usually so tight that sitting down is not easy.

Take Levi's 510 jeans, 1 or 2 sizes too small, and shrink more by washing. You now have hipster jeans. Good luck getting them on.

by exhipster December 29, 2013