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It's a mysterious creature that's not real but because it's not real a bunch of people say that it's a cover-up. Similar to Bigfoot and the Chupacabra. Has a grey face with eyeless holes and a toothless mouth. Wears a red jacket.
Man 1: Look, In that black window.
Man 2: What's in it?
Man 1: It's one of the very few sightings of...
Man 2: Of the Hipjack!
Hipjack by One Knee August 2, 2019
One of the most dangerous cryptids ever. Takes the form of a funny man named Jack in a bowler hat and vest who is trying to be hip. Currently wanders the hills of Burbank seeking to collect all seven of the Tomar Emeralds.
If the Hipjack collects all seven Tomar Emeralds, the world is doomed.
Hipjack by BeefRat August 5, 2019

happyjacking 

A bottom who combines receptive bareback anal sex with receptive fisting (either before or after). An underground slang of Sacramento origin.
That happyjack woke up sore because he's been happyjacking all night with Jim.
happyjacking by redbook December 12, 2008
A legendary fake animal whose looming presence makes hungover individuals more susceptible to vomiting. Its skull-shape makes its head appear similar to a bowler hat and the fur upon its chest and torso give it a vest-like resemblance.
"Look in that black window on the right there. It's one of the very few sightings of the Hipjack. You've never heard of the Hipjack? Look it up."
Hipjack by RedIsNotBlue June 16, 2021
A bottom who combines receptive bareback anal sex with receptive fisting (either before or after). An underground slang of Sacramento origin.
That happyjack woke up sore because he's been happyjacking all night with Jim.
happyjack by redbook December 12, 2008

hippobackflip 

A backflip performed by a hippo. Hippos do backflips all the time. Hippos like ninjas a lot.
That hippo flipped out, did some hippobackflips and exploded in a thin cloud of blood that hovered above the ground. This all when a ninja was wailing standing on a dead piratebody that moved along the shore.
hippobackflip by kukel June 12, 2003