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herd management

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “
Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.
by Shade tree May 23, 2019
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The Herd

A dysfunctional group of people who are always together and are rarely seen apart. They know a good time when they see one.
Yo, here comes The Herd!
Did you see what they did last night?!?!?

That was insane!!
by Lol.com.k12.nj September 22, 2019
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herd

A young woman's group of friends. They (the woman included) are to be thought of as one body. No one in the group does anything without everyone else's knowledge and/or approval. They use each other's eyes, ears, and minds collectively to figure out information and make decisions.

The term is most commonly used in a High School setting, but can also apply elsewhere.

“I once went out with a young man from Queens who only dated older women because younger ladies, he found, couldn’t do a thing without checking in with 15 of their friends. When you date a younger woman, he said, you also date all her friends, and it’s “a pain in the fucking ass.” You can’t just go out and do your own thing because she must receive approval from a larger governing body. A slightly more mature lady has friends—but she sure as shit doesn’t need their permission to live her life.”
“I kept trying to ask my crush out, but she was always with her herd.”
by RonjonLostHisWife March 24, 2018
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Herd Personality

A person that follow up behind the influences around them
Omg he such a herd personality because he only know about the nee video game because everyone is talking about it!
by Wompboohoo May 21, 2018
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Nerd herd

A large group of nerds or pokemon fans playing pokemon go. A ready made raid party.
We were rolling 9 deep in a nerd herd filling raid parties for lone nerds like make a wish.
by Montani76 September 7, 2017
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Tube Herding

When a woman mitigates multiple male companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more men. (See Chicken Juggling for the masculine equivalent)
Her talents for deception, and need for attention; had cursed her forever and always to be, a tube herding manipulator.
by DamianoDalia November 17, 2017
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Aisle herd

A small, large, or huge cluster of customers who seemingly know each other and will converse for what seems like hours in an aisle of some retail establishment. A cluster of people blocking access too and from either end of an aisle.
Hey Jerry, those people have been in aisle three for like 30 min. That's totally an aisle herd

Jesus Christ another aisle herd, I just want to yell at that gaggle of customers and tell them too fucking disperse.

Man that aisle herd has been standing there for what seems like hours. I can't work around them when they do that and they are so rude.
by Maple Pie February 26, 2017
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