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Hemsing

A teenage girl that has casual sex with older men (40+).
She is often found having affairs with multiple older partners.
Bro 1:"Yo, man! why is that girl kissing her dad so intensely! That is seriously messed up "
Bro 2:"Nah bro, you got it all wrong, she is banging that old man, she´s a hemsing!"
Bro 1:"Ow man, that´s still messed up"
by Thyrone B.D. March 31, 2014
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Hemingway

Hemingway is a guy with brown hair and brown eyes

He is quite cute
Alot of people think this and he is funny
1,wow have you met Hemingway yet?
2,no,but he is cute

1,yes and Hemingway is cool beans
by Web the goblin May 31, 2020
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Luke hemmings

FUCKING HOT PIECE OF SHIT!! From a band 5sos that are equally as amazing and sexyyyyy. He’s a tall mofo with (currently) curly blonde locks and unfortunately ditched the lip ring a couple years back but Yanno he’s still a walking turn on ;)
Wow that is one piece of eye candy, must be luke hemmings
by Lostgirl2.0 May 9, 2018
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pull-a-hemingway

Doing a trick with no style, and wearing a ghetto jacket while doing it. With a gay hat on.
Will: mannn did you just see that sick cork 3 i pulled??!

Kid 2: man, that wasnt a fucking cork 3, that was a fucking hemingway
by GGGGG unit author May 22, 2005
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Hemingway

A famous 1930s author whose works include THE SUN ALSO RISES, FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, and A FAREWELL TO ARMS. Critically loved for his simple, to-the-point style.

In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
Stop saying Hemingway was good; he was just a random lardass closeted Romantic!
by Mashizzlewinks December 23, 2005
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Sally Hemings

Nickname for a cocktail made of bourbon and ginger ale.
He asked for a Sally Hemings. The bartender looked at him funny, and then poured him bourbon and ginger ale.
by SNV October 2, 2007
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Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?

he cheated with Arzaylea.
Savannah: Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why
by Savannah Sire February 17, 2019
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