helmet

an individual who is in need of a helmet, for their mental capacity is so small that thoughts floating around can hurt their head, causing their brow to furrow. a slight tilting of the head is also common.

that guy over there is such a helmet. he told me that he would rather have the weekend in the middle of the week, because it would be nice to have a break.

by streetspirit January 23, 2003

helmet party

A party where there are only guys in attendance

Where are all the chicks? This is a total helmet party.

by Tubby John June 22, 2006

turkish face helmet

the act of smothering ones face in between your ass cheeks.

Pete Glocker loves getting turkish face helmeted.

by tim desutter July 11, 2006

Viking Helmet

Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose.

Lay down with your head off the side of the bed so I can give you the viking helmet.

by 313 October 23, 2004

purple helmeted warrior

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

put ya helmet on

this is what your friends and/or strangers tell you after you do or say something to embarrass yourself

1."Daaaamn! did you see him drop is 40?!"

"He needs to put his helmet on!"

2. Guy: hey let's dance! Girl: hell no! Guys friends: hahaha put ya helmet on!

3. :::drunk girl falls down::: PUT YA HELMET ON!

by Ho-Kim Muddafucka May 28, 2011

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019