heading south

while giving oral sex to your partner you start licking their asshole

she was heading south on me

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

heaton

overrated CS player. Ksharp is better

You heaton!

by Counter Strike July 4, 2003

Have a head on my shoulders

You have a head on your shoulders if you don't do anything stupid.

Cop: The other rooms are dirty, but your is ok.
Girl: I have a head on my shoulders.
Cop: I can see that.

by FerryCZ December 15, 2009

Heaton Mersey

The best place in Stockport, also a lot better than any of the other Heatons e.g Heaton Moor, Heaton Chapel and Heaton Norris.

Wow John, i'm really glad we don't live in Heaton Norris, Heaton Mersey is so much better.

by residentofcheshire August 18, 2010

Hendonizm

The ability to use words orally or in written form in such a way that the reader or listener will feel that they had just recieved a compliment or words of wisdom, yet were completly disrespected and made to feel like an absolute idiot. A true art of Word Smything.

Staff Member -"Boy my Boss really wrote some nice things about me in my yearly evaluation!"

Someone with a Brain, "Dude! That's whats called a Hendonizm. He just called you the biggest idiot on the job."

by Big DaDa Moose September 7, 2006

Heaton

An emo who plays counter-strike, the weakest link in his team.

I am Heaton. I like Nike.

by RA October 11, 2006

headnut

English version of German word "Kopfnuss" (head & nut), used in teenage slang.
Unlike the headbutt it is not an attack with the head but a strike on or to the head, done by using your knuckles to strike, as if you were knocking on a door.
Also a punishment for children.

"I gave him a headnut" (beat him on the head).

by Hallier September 15, 2007