Selective hearing

This can be defined as when a person only responds to specific instructions, words or sentences.

This mostly applies to toddlers and young children. Some children would ignore a call from an adult but would immediately respond when the adult offered them a treat

E.g selective hearing :
The boy only responds to"come and eat".

by Reuby24 August 24, 2019

hammer heading

the act of a male wearing a strap on(during a three some) attached to his buttox and thrusting his pelvis in a back and fort motion in order to simultaneously penetrate both females at once

I was with jordan and marlee and we got horny so I began hammer heading and all sexual tensions were relieved.

by hammerheadsharkdtx April 28, 2020

Hind Hearing

When you hear the better reasoning the day after eleventy billion ounces of vodka and it now makes sense

Thank you for the insight into my drunken escapade, now with the benefit of 20/20 hind hearing I understand that I was a douche.

by Risha5000 February 21, 2021

impreachment hearing

A possibly-giving-you-da-boot-from-office testimony-session whereby you're not only compelled to go through da distress and humiliation of trying to defend/justify da actions under discussion, but are also forced to endure copious Bible-readings relating to your supposed transgressions.

One way to determine if a scandalized politician is truly da "Man of God" dat he claims to be would be to subject him to an impreachment hearing and see if he is truly able to maintain his composure, or if he eventually "cracks" and outbursts with a noisy tirade.

by QuacksO August 27, 2022

Snowstorm heading eastbound

When someone named viktor, ejaculates with deadly force eastbound towards innocent bystanders.

The snowstorm heading eastbound oh god viktor

by sdwwgsdg January 12, 2023

Blade Hetherington

The dumbest fuck you will ever meet, this is the cunt that wanks to midget porn in the living room with the thrill of getting caught. He enjoys gaming and perking on his grandma in the shower.

Blade hetherington is a perv, he is icky wicked gross.

by Beedlebutt January 20, 2023

Congro Hearing

A fictitious hearing originated in Riverhead, New York in the early 21st century for the sole purpose of avoiding a reassignment. Although often imitated a true Congro Hearing could only be accomplished by one legend.

“Are you guys up in the afternoon or is it a Congro Hearing?”

by Bailiff Ray T July 12, 2024