Nog hauler

A large vehicle used to transport nogs like a city bus!!!

What are those nogs doin standing on the corner? Oh, they're waiting for the nog hauler to take them down the street to keep the property values down down there too.

by LillDaryl May 18, 2021

car hauler

A car hauler is like a truck driver, only smarter and not afraid of actual work.

Billy wanted to be a car hauler but he was too dumb and lazy so he stuck with driving a regular truck.

by Carhauler June 2, 2021

Heifer Hauler

When the trunk of a truck carries a bunch of woman and the truck breaks down because of the weight of the "Heifers"

The truck was a heifer hauler

by Randytheplumber69 April 25, 2023

left lane shit hauler

someone who hauls turkey shit in the left lane with a 18-wheeler.

dude, did you see those left lane shit haulers? no but i sure smelled them!!

by wicky wack January 22, 2011

Industrial Oil Hauler

Someone with a fat ass and slim waist

Wow she looks beautiful she’s like an industrial oil hauler

by rizz lord December 5, 2022

Haulin' Oats

When you begin to run faster then you ever have before, so fast that your are faster then the world's quickest horse. As if you were eating the very same oats that the fastest horse was raised eating.

Guy 1: "Dude, look at Dan he's running so fast"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro he's haulin' oats"

by Wazikazi August 12, 2011

Keith Hatlak Jr.

The most awesome superhero on the face of this planet.

Keith Hatlak captured the gang of bank robbers with one swing of his mighty fist.

by Chief Rottingham May 21, 2003