The Han Solo

The Han Solo occurs when you are sitting across a table from a lady at a seedy cantina (although a restaurant will do in a pinch). You then jizz on her under the table. Congratulations, you have completed "The Han Solo." Make sure if there are any other guys present, you jizz first.

"Hey, John. So we were out at Romano's earlier and I totally pulled The Han Solo out on Rebbecca. She was pretty pissed when she found out. Yeah, as a matter of fact, this is my one phone call. You know a lawyer?"

by F201 October 17, 2008

Bao Han

One of the hottest Vietnamese singer out there.

Bao han + Nhu Loan = My dream come true!

by nnguyen11490 October 17, 2003

Hans Gruber

Adjective - Used to describe an item or activity that has been overplayed ad infinitum. (Hans Gruber was a villian on the original Die Hard movie that had a certain flair for overdoing things).

That (insert brand) (insert item) is the Hans Gruber!

by Imp1 January 10, 2014

hans hookup

1. A makeout session that does not involve any other sexual activity, usually takes place on the dance floor of an eating club.
2. A component of the make out party.

-"I can't believe you hooked up with him.... slut"
--"Calm down, it was only a hans hookup"
-"Oh, that's different then.

by The Coalition for Concerned Hans Hookupees July 11, 2006

Hans Moleman

god of kickassedness

hans is in charge of everything that is cool and unshawish!!

by SHOVINISTS May 10, 2005

han solo

A smart Star Wars orientated euphemism for jerking the gherkin / the 5 knuckle shuffle / having a wank.

I have to say, I had an absolute world class han solo last night.

by Jacko33 June 20, 2007

Hans Magnus

Hans Magnus is the kind of person that plays ALOT of MMORPG's, If not playing he is most likely to sit around watching an anime meant for 13-year old kids, or watching hentai porn. He also is a huge keyboard Warrios defending his honor over the interwebz, also makes him feel awesome and kewl. Another important fact is that a Hans Magnus Nerdrages over the smallest things

"I'd love to come out with u guys, but im having a Hans Magnus moment" And
" WHATTAFACK I LOST 10gold"

by Septembermonkey92 October 15, 2009