hammock sex

Two people involved in sexual intercourse in a hammock. (Hammock) chairs are ideal for accomplising this feat for both pleasure and comfort.

The best pleasure I ever had was hammock sex from the honeymoon hammock.

by Travs November 19, 2007

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hamjob

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a handjob received after the age of 20

Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.

by Lil Chewy August 13, 2008

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hamjob

As a woman gets older and her vagina or meat wallet gets larger, to tighten her up so it feels 20 years younger, a ham is stuffed into the womans vagina and the bone is pulled out. This creates a more youthful feeling vagina.

Shanana's vagina was so loose, all I could do was work the sidewall. Our sex life has improved since she got that hamjob....Another satisfied customer

by imbadinnv September 6, 2005

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Hambone

Four consecutive strikes in a game of bowling. One better than a Turkey (three consecutive strikes).

Walter Ray Williams just got a Hambone!

by Rob Stone December 29, 2007

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HAMMO

the present tense of hammered, or extremely intoxicated wherein you will dance on any piece of furniture or make weird decisions

"Last night I was so hammered, but I've been in that OIL all day and right now I'm HAMMO."

"Have you guys seen Andon at all today? He's HAMMO."

"It's gameday and I've been drinking since 8 am. Since we beat Michigan and I'm HAMMO I guess I'll have sex with a questionable girl."

by DON DIESEL October 23, 2007

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