kirk hammet

The worst most over-rated piece of shit gutarist that has ever lived! Can't wirte good songs for shit either! Dave Mustaine Rules 4ever!

Kirk hammet is shit!
Kirk hammet is a queer!
kirk hammet licks balls!

by Dave Mustaine March 3, 2005

Jj Hamblett

One of the four members that make up the band Union J, he is some sort of earth god and his voice is made of melted heaven.

Jcat1: My favourite of Union j is Jj Hamblett.
Jcat2: yeah I'm pretty sure he is a god..
Jcat1: his face is sculpted by angels I heard.

by Jcat1 January 17, 2013

Hamlette

It's that thing where you're at a diner and you just can't decide if you want a ham sandwich or an omelette.

"I doth like both eggs and ham,
But which to choose? Hamlette I am!"

by jcat12 May 28, 2013

Hazlet

Hazlet; full of faggot skaters and emo people, stuck inbetween keansburg where most of the girls and either dikes or preppy your choice? Next to holmdel where hazlet looks poor basiclly hazlet is just a town that doesn't have a rep for anything ya dig? If you want to live in hazlet and your a pussy you will fit right in!

Keansburg Kid: Oh shit let's fuck up that kid from hazlet
Keansburg kid 1: How do you know hes from hazlet?
Keansburg Kid: He has marks on his arm and is skating
Holmdel kid: Really i say we jump him!
ALL TOGETHER: HELL YEAH

by Joey1 May 12, 2007

Hamleting

Peeing in a person's ear.

I got hamleted and now I can't hear SHIT.
I enjoy hamleting my loved ones.

by Phat Lutz March 31, 2009

hazleton

A style of mutual masturbation, in which a woman hangs upside-down, while her male partner stands rightside up.

man: This hazleton, is the bomb. We got to do it more often.

woman: Shut the fuck up, and work my clit!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Hazlet

Hazlet is a middle class town inbetween Keansburg and Holmdel. Hazlet kids are usually assholes and don't know what a personality is, just looks. They think they're better than everyone else. The school system doesn't do shit for bullying. Most dumb bitches smoke and get drunk. Like, that's all they do. (I smoke, but not as much as them. Fr, ya'll got a problem.) Bullying is a big issue lmao.

Dumbass Hazlet Bitch 1: Ew, why tf her hair that color?
Regular Hazlet Girl: Uhh, 'cause she was born with it?
Dumbass Hazlet Bitch 2: It looks gross.
Regular Hazlet Girl: Bro, you and her got the same hair color, lmaoo. Bye.

by some girl lmao May 11, 2020