Having a lend

An Australian term meaning to be lying to a person for one's own amusement.

"He said she had an STI"
"He's only having a lend of you"

by ZStardust April 5, 2012

Hiking the Apps

To have an extramarital affair.

See South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford.

Bob: Oh shit, Mike's "Hiking the Apps" with Judy.
Jim: Damn!
Will: Go Mikey!

by Puddyfudge June 30, 2009

hawkinged

As in Stephen Hawking. A reference to his head lean and non responsive demeanor, which is closely imitated by the consumption of too much marijuana.

He smoked so much last night he was hawkinged out on the couch, head bobbing, not sayin a word!

by Jimmyjay09 December 20, 2010

Having a puff

Australian slang for the act of smoking methamphetamine in a glass pipe

"Lets have a big puff"
"Fuck i need a puff"
"That was a big puff"

"Hey you got any puff for sale"
"Come over and have a puff ya cunt"

"I was having a puff"

by Aeons inarms October 19, 2016

hating Portland

A new euphemism for masturbation. Typically done in a vigorous fashion.

Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.

"Man my wife is away today so I'll probably be hating Portland all day!"

by Dickie Stephens May 13, 2017

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

Hiking

Walking with bugs

Sally:” Timmy wanna go hiking?”
Timmy:”Sure I would love malaria!”

by TheticalJester August 18, 2018