by Girl karma time May 22, 2025

by Jbeezum October 22, 2017

Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.
by BEKatPotsdam February 11, 2010

by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023

The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.
Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!
Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
by AMadHat September 16, 2024

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017

A female thats puts herself on a top notch level but really aint bout Sh*t. Any female that walks in the rain and lets the water soak her jeans to the kneecap. An all around Skallywag. Add a animal at the end to give more life example Guzzle Back Animal Cracker Guzzle Back Fruit Bat Guzzle Back Goat Mouth
by Creep Pimpin October 4, 2009
