guard mentality

the mental state in which one feels they should have grown men stripped naked with only hoods on their head and pretend to machine gun their genitals.

Mental state dissipates once photographs air on 60 Minutes.

My God, did she just put that prisoner's ass on the other dude's head? Is she pointing at his junk while taking a picture?

Yes. She has a guard mentality.

Oh, okay.

by Lynndie England May 14, 2004

Power Guard

A hybrid of a Power Forward and Point Guard. Term mostly used on the basketball court. Most times the power guard will have broad shoulders and skinny legs (often referred to as a Y man).

Man if that power guard is driving on you, best get out the way.

or

Dang, check out the skinny legs on that power guard.

by hoopermax September 13, 2010

Security Guard

A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.

Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.

by supercop 9000 April 21, 2009

mud guards

A woman's loose and dangling labia. (See beef curtains.)

'That bitch has some nasty mud guards, yo!'

by Syd Barrett June 11, 2006

Color Guard

A group of girls and boys who possess much talent. They radiate with energy and never stop smiling whether it starts to rain or they are brunt toast after long hours of being outside where tempurature broke the scale. They glide across the floor with flags, rifles, and sabres with a side of dance and sass. They are unique in many forms where their shows can vary from love to envy to death. Their uniforms are literally out of this world but its definetly a trend! No one can top it! It can be dangerous but only the TOUGHEST and COURAGEOUS people can handle it so those of you in colorguard, pat yourself on the back, you are still alive. There can be a barrier as colorguard is all about commitment not only being on the team but being a team, a family where its all about loving each other but most importantly yourself because if there was no self love, there wouldnt be a ripple of self love to everyone, it would just create negative vibes for self hate. So mental health is another key. Colorguard is also where you find yourself, a place for a better state of mind, and therapeutic.

I love their silks, I want to be in Color Guard now!-random band member

by Stephkins April 9, 2019

color guard

a sport

what sport do you play?
color guard

by ya gey boi October 1, 2018

guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.

Burns made Homer Simpson the Head Bee Guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003