Grubsawf

To have a bird poop on one man's head during an act of sex.

"Once I tried doing anal somewhere in NYC, when all of the sudden, some pigeon flew through our window and grubsawfed me right before it could fly away!"

by Smith dux Wurd May 12, 2017

Grudging it out

Still holding a grudge but trying to work past it.

I can see you're still grudging it out, so I'll be here when you're done.

by Scaborama July 30, 2017

grudge boink

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a person (who you otherwise would never sleep with) due to a depressed state of mind.

Looking for comfort by means of coïtus.

Doing sex with someone just to escape feeling rejected/hurt by someone else.

-That's all you got? You slept with this woman.
•It was a grudge boink.

by BaconBoi99 August 24, 2017

grubstitute

Substituting one food item for another.

I would like to grubstitute the fries for a salad please.

by junkfinder September 4, 2017

Grude

Top player in world of warcraft

Holy shit we got Grude fuck.

by 21savagethereaperhuh June 13, 2018

Grusplain

Gru explaining to someone, typically a Minion, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

"The rest of the plan is simple. I fly to the moon, I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet." "Nigga dont you Grusplain to me."

by EmpoweredMinionist July 29, 2018

Greds

A deadly virus,mainly caused by too much consumption of Soid,that can kill you instantly.Some symptoms include:Constant yelling,a tap on your head constantly directing you to frogs in order to gay-ify them,your eyes sink further into your head and make it look like you have some odd beads for eyes and last but not least creating made up definitions on the internet of false viruses or diseases.

"I have a feeling Ching Ling has Greds."

by GredConsumption June 16, 2019