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griffin johnson

the nicest, smartest, and funniest person. he’s so caring and always looks out to make sure his friends are okay. everyone should love griffin johnson.
me : hey did you see griffin johnson’s new video?
friend : yeah, he’s so nice!
by Pass me January 16, 2021
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Stewie Griffon

WEll it's Griffin not Griffon.
Stewart Gilligan Griffin is the football headed, 1 year old, youngest child of Lois and Peter Griffin on the tv show, Family Guy. He is easily the coolest one on the show simply because he is bent on world domination but is still overcome by the simple weeknesses of a 1 year old, such as a binky or the dreaded Teletubbies.
stewie's quotes:

Brian: say something please.

Stewie: oh for god sacks, hmmm let's see here... oh yes *clears throat*
yay, and God said to Abraham, "you must kill your eldest son Issac." and Abraham said, "i'm sorry i can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone" and God said, "oh i'm sorry, is this better? Check Check Check, Jerry i think you'll have to take the high end out i'm still getting some his back here..."

Brian: SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY MOTHER!

Stewie: oh yes, i'm sorry. I never knew bisscut as a dog, but i did know her has a table. She was sturdy, all for legs the same length..

Brian: Thanks, Thanks, That's enough
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(stewie goes down the slide and lenard a kid from his preschool lands on the back of his head.

Stewie: "LENARD YOU PUDGY FACED APPLEJON I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF..."
(another kid goes down the slide and lands on stewies head.
by RainCloud September 16, 2005
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eddie griffin

eddie griffin loves KG a lot!
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Meg Griffin

1.)the daughter and teen protagonist on Family Guy.
i'd do her til the sun rises over pluto.

2.) Any girl who looks fine but has a f-ed up family you have to deal with.
1.) Damn,man, Meg just called Pater a fat bitch!

2.) She's hot and all, but she's a Meg Griffin beacuse her dad is a f-n retard.
by Dr. Freeze April 15, 2006
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Stewie Griffin: the untold story!

The name of the new family guy movie due for release September 27, 2005. I heard it was pretty damn good. Going straight to dvd.
It's about how stewie sees a guy on tv that looks just like him. Convinced this guy is his real dad, Stewie travels the country to find him.
by Adrian September 5, 2005
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griffin

1) the most amazing guy ever
2) always keeps you entertained
3) sometimes acts black
4) loves to listen to loud music
5) might be a little bit deaf
6) has no friends but 1
7) acts very mature for his age
8) loves to swim
9) pale
10) able to love
1) ooh he must be griffin
2) hahaha hes so griffin
3) damn griffin can rap
4) yeah the sounds coming from griffin
5) can you hear me griffin?!
6) am i your only friend griffin?
7) gez griffin you shouldnt know that
8) lets go with griffin to the lake
9) apperently you didnt go anywhere for spring break griffin
10) i love you too griffin
by its a secret :) September 2, 2009
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peter griffin

main character of the best show out there....Family Guy
Pea....tear....griffin....Peter Griffin!
by ill bavid March 14, 2005
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