Coastal Grandmother

A coastal grandmother is an affluent woman that likes to spend her retirement years reading on the porch of her Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard home, gardening, collecting sea shells on the shore, and drinking coffee as she watches the sunrise.

Her hair is either blonde or completely white, but it is never too short. She wears stylish, yet comfortable clothes and minimal jewelry. White, cream, beige, baby blue and light pink are her favorite colors. Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers and Kate Spade are staples in her wardrobe.

Her home is beautiful, spacious and tastefully decorated. There are always freshly picked hydrangeas in her antique vases and freshly picked lemons from her lemon tree in the kitchen.

I want to be like Diane Keaton when I'm old and live my life like I'm in a Nancy Meyers movie. She's the epitome of a coastal grandmother.

by traitorjoes February 27, 2023

Grandma's Funeral

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse

Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt

by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007

Grandma Language

The employment of intelligent, high sounding vocabulary at times when it is unnecessary, ie., Facebook. Named grandma language in that the vernacular lacks common day slang and usually employs more educated words.

Dang! Why does Courtney always use grandma language? Can't she just talk like everyone else? Geez!

by gmalanguageuser December 13, 2010

Grandma's Silver

A sleeping position in which 3 or more people rest in a spoon configuration.

"We had to fit four campers in that little tent, and it was friggin' cold, so we pulled a Grandma's Silver."

by K Strizzle October 24, 2011

Grandmaster Galaxy

A Satanic torture device that somehow found it's way into Super Mario Galaxy 2

I tried to beat the Grandmaster Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2, but I died another 53 times

by Nintendium-chan August 11, 2014

grandmas brownies

When you are giving you're grandmother anal, often times her prostate gives out and she will shit all over your dick, proceeding her to suck the shit off your dick and calling them grandmas brownies.

Grandmas brownies Taste really good.

by N1gg3rF@gg0t January 5, 2015

Grandmule

The act of using your grandmother to gain addition allotment of anything that is limited to per customer.

Mule + Grandmother = Grandmule

i scored 4 extra bottles of Jester king with my Grandmule

by vdux1 April 11, 2016