jersey grabber

Someone who dates a person because they are on a sports team

Jessica just posted a picture with James after hit football game. She’s such a jersey grabber!

by Meepsheep123 December 13, 2023

Wooden lettus grabber

A wooden thing that grabs lettus and often breaks with excessive force.

I broke the wooden lettus grabber

by Whehcjjajfndne October 31, 2017

shaft grabber

What Ben calls u when u steal his paper towel roll

Lauren stop being a shaft grabber

by Larry128 January 20, 2017

Scone-Grabbers

Hands

As in, "Keep your scone-grabbers off my stuff"

by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023

Shin Grabber

Someone who fakes an injury or feigns insult to elicit sympathy from some authority.

What is with all the shin grabbers in the World Cup? Those two guys didn't even touch each other and now they're both rolling on the ground like someone broke their kneecaps.

by caffiend81 July 12, 2010