Gones

N. Abbr. Gonads

An gland found in mammals that that produces gametes (reproductive cells). The gonads include the testes in males, as well as the ovaries in females.

1. Rocky Mountain oysters? That's just a bull's gones, isn't it?

2. Steve Irwin was a gonesy fella, it's a shame he was stabbed in the heart by a stingray.

3. Man 1: Dare me to kick that old fella in the gones?
Man 2: I would, but you haven't got the gones.

4. Woman: You'll never leave me, right?
Man: No, I'll stick with you like gones on a bone.

by JTR042 July 7, 2010

gonasypaherpatitous

The diseases that common hookers have. Consists of Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, and any other STD that comes from middle age men who have wives that do not put out anymore.

Dude, look at that tramp over by the corner. She's gotta have gonasypaherpatitous.

by JohnLeeWilkesHarveyOswald December 16, 2010

Genus Envy

The feeling that you get when you hear that one of your friend's got the latest new hot gadget.

Bob: Hey I just got the ipod nano. It's super small and featuretastic

Ben: Oh man, I have major genus envy.

by rebecca g September 26, 2010

gonosyphilherpetitis

Contraction of multiple STDs at once rendering one a pariah

I'm almost certain you would have gonosyphilherpetitis or something, and I am far too selective to get anywhere near that!!! But you may dream all you wish:)

by Dixie1958 October 14, 2010

gonasyphaherpaids

the worst sexual disease of them all.

screw someone from west virginia and you see what i mean. you might get gonasyphaherpaids.

by dunbarfan March 15, 2011

gongshell

To be completely fucked up on either alcohol, drugs, or a combination of the two.

Dude, he's totally fuckin' gongshell, he cant even walk straight.

by Cpt. Shit April 28, 2011

Gonasyphaherpalitus

A combination of STI's that you don't want to get

That bitch had so much going on she gave me Gonasyphaherpalitus!!!

by Canidou January 6, 2017